WRITER / MHAY AHMAD CHERYLL, BKK

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You ever seen so much 'cham bust' in one night? It's 100% Creole. We see it everyday at target practice with The Philippine Army.

While raging war. BAD BUM — Full-blooded Mecha from Russia, who's out of his Lechon Haus, takes his own LGBTQIA LIFE personally. No one knows what it feels like for Bum to 'Get Tattooed' across his chest BASQUIAT — Homeless, Haitian Muslim. Murdered in a Massachusetts Monastery. By his Mexican Mom, Minister (Malcolm) Machoman Qdobo. But he can do what he wants, when he wants. All at once. As long as it's done locally. Like shave his frizzy pubic hair to control his post-Civil War era, butt acne. Bum can legally do that 'ya know?' In Cali, mechas are outnumbered 5-1, on their scooter 'Uh, Oh!' — Gamsahabnida

AD BUM SHOULDN'T HAVE

BAKED BEEF WITH RONALD

RUM AFTER THE CRASHDUM.

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