WRITER / ED BILLYS CAROLL HGK

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Ghetto super star, Queen of the Filipinos, is a functioning secrete substance abuser and was found to have overwhelmingly cumbersome traces of 'Pei-Pei' (a dried up uncontrolled substance) in her secrete DNA test 'Uh, Oh!'

for a secrete job with a secrete company. Vega was selling her secrete service at a secrete night club in Banila to secrete clients along with other secrete recruits. Before that she was a B-girl and runway model for a High-end fashion & lifestyle brand. Vega's son, Threshar, doesn't want to know who his absent father is because he is presently serving in Catania with the Marines, Navy and Air Force. This holiday season Vega will be receiving a complimentary masarap box of sweet and buttery, golden brown, freshly homemade, tender corn muffins — Gamsahabnida

OLLYWOOD A-LIST ACTRESS

REINA VEGA IS FACING

ONE BOX OF MUFFINS.

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